The All-Singing, All-Dancing Crap Of The World

I found SUMO Nazi pigs in the Nagoya airport.

Sprayable spy sauce. Japan is truly a land of opportunity

Hunting Action Monster Hunter Cross

This almost COULD be Engrish if written on a notebook or lunch box.
It reminds me of that awesome Terry Pratchett line spoken by Death: YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.

Yeah, this is me every day. I think we found the new version of “women eating salads.”
Women Dancing With Fruit in Their Underwear

I think JJ Abrams designed this book cover.

Cilantro candy, ladies and gentlemen, for your vomiting pleasure.

Drinkable tofu. NOT soy milk. No, no, that’s for the proles. WE DRINK OUR DAMN TOFU.

Probiotic chocolate. Justify your sweet tooth.